Blue
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At the National Art Gallery in New York, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.
The curator of the gallery realised that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in the predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a Welshman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Welsh coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
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TNM
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Jamie
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Can i get a reeeeeeeee-post
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Blue
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quote: Originally posted by J-Me
Can i get a reeeeeeeee-post
Bo Selecta Kes
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
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Not heard that one before either
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leeshez
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Bart
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quote: Originally posted by J-Me
Can i get a reeeeeeeee-post
i hear ya
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