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Author Just been given a bottle of wine...
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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21st Jun 05 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

by a customer


He said I was a true gentleman, I want to do his daughter dry. Muwhahahahahaha!
Doug
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21st Jun 05 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe he wanted to do you dry
Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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21st Jun 05 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what kind of wine
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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21st Jun 05 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what wine matt my man ??
TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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21st Jun 05 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pics of his daughter?
Rebrabuk
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Registered: 28th Mar 04
Location: North East
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21st Jun 05 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got a £5 tip this morning and an offer of some 'tax free' work at £25 per hour..
Tom
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21st Jun 05 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Rebrauk do you wash cars?

Matt is it laced with date rape drugs
stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
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21st Jun 05 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well done mate

I got given a £1 yesterday at work for changing an old ladies tyre, cheap bitch
Paul_J
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21st Jun 05 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
well done mate

I got given a £1 yesterday at work for changing an old ladies tyre, cheap bitch


Should of put a screw in as she got back in the car
Lynny
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21st Jun 05 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lass i work with got £15 in tips last night on the bar from an old man
TNM
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21st Jun 05 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
well done mate

I got given a £1 yesterday at work for changing an old ladies tyre, cheap bitch


Should of put a screw in as she got back in the car


or slapped her silly!
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
lass i work with got £15 in tips last night on the bar from an old man


Old men tend to do that!
Rebrabuk
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21st Jun 05 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Rebrauk do you wash cars?


No, computer engineer..
Matt H
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21st Jun 05 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
what wine matt my man ??



Sainsurys Siclia


Its the thought that counts
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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21st Jun 05 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Best ive got so far is a sandwhich



But i was complaining it hadnt and wasnt going to get any lunch, so lady went and got me sandwhiches best customer ever
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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21st Jun 05 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



well at least you can give it to a rummy on the streets and make his nihgt.. giving you a warm sence of well being
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
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21st Jun 05 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The bottle of wine was given to you so when you take his daughter out you can give it to her and the wine also
stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
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21st Jun 05 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
well done mate

I got given a £1 yesterday at work for changing an old ladies tyre, cheap bitch


Should of put a screw in as she got back in the car




or slapped her silly!




[Edited on 21-06-2005 by stuartmitchell]

 
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