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Twiggy
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   15th Jun 05 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

.....In ya keyboard is a cunt!
CCA
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How the hell did you get custard in your keyboard
Matt H
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15th Jun 05 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I bet its not really custard
Twiggy
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I am eating apple pie and custard and it dribbled off me spoon!!
CCA
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15th Jun 05 at 17:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tomato soup is worse

[Edited on 15-06-2005 by CCA]
L33 LEG
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15th Jun 05 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

spunk is even more worse
langey
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
spunk is even more worse


always one to lower the tone

but come on redsport, could you not think of anything better than "custard" what a lame excuse


Matt H
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15th Jun 05 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Tomato soup is worse





Bad time of the month?







Sorry



Sorry again
CCA
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15th Jun 05 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No it wasnt, it was heinz tomato soup which was my lunch
Twiggy
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15th Jun 05 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Proof!!!!

Rebrabuk
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15th Jun 05 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Take the keys off?
Shane
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15th Jun 05 at 19:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

put it in the dish washer
Jake
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15th Jun 05 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i cant thinkg of any other way to do it apart from taking the keys off
Shane
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15th Jun 05 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
i cant thinkg of any other way to do it apart from taking the keys off


cotton buds
Rebrabuk
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quote:
Originally posted by Shane
quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
i cant thinkg of any other way to do it apart from taking the keys off


cotton buds


Cottom buds wouldn't fit between my keys.. Surely they wouldn't fit between your's either?
Jake
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15th Jun 05 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

even so, take the bleedin keys off. much easier
Shane
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i still say dishwasher
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
even so, take the bleedin keys off. much easier


no i cant get em back on never mind remember which goes where!!!
Adam-D
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15th Jun 05 at 22:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

have you a spare keyboard use that as a template to put em back on?

Twiggy
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15th Jun 05 at 22:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jo-king mysan!

Heelllooooooooooooooo!!!^^^^^^^^^

[Edited on 15-06-2005 by REDSPORT]
VegasPhil
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15th Jun 05 at 22:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Could just use the On Screen Keyboard as a guide . And a Corsa Key to ping the Keys off. Be careful tho. The keys proper fly! Do it all the time at college


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Ben
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15th Jun 05 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just put them in order on atable , youll only have to get a few off not like you covered the whole keyboard did you
Andrew
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16th Jun 05 at 08:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Do it all the time at college


Ian will ban you for saying that
TNM
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16th Jun 05 at 08:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Unplug it.

Turn it over. Undo all the screws and lift the back off.

Clean the custard off and out it back to gether.

Most new keyboads have all the keys held together so when you take them apart the keys dont fall off.
3CorsaMeal
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16th Jun 05 at 08:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get a de-custardizer spray from the anti-custard society

 
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