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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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14th Jun 05 at 15:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

right as some of you know i work as a supoport engineer for the NHS..

well we usually have shitty little problems that are easy as hell.. untill monday morning when all hell broke loose and about 30printers went down and were just putting everything in print queues causing a massive backlog

well after scratching our heads for a while and checking all possible reasons (with the actual printers) 2 of us decided to go down to the printer server for that department...

well what we found was totally insane..

some stupid bitch had unpluged the server and pluged in a TOASTER

WTF.. god knows how she got in there, and what she thought she was doing but WTF...

crazy shit
Robbo
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Rebrabuk
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Jambo
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FPMSL
luisa
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dappy cow!
Bart
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14th Jun 05 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmao

and i bet the bitch didnt even make you a slice?!
Mark Petty
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CCA
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14th Jun 05 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Only a woman could do that

[Edited on 14-06-2005 by CCA]
Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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14th Jun 05 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give her a slap and tell her to fuck off with the toaster

shove her fingers in it first
SteveW
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14th Jun 05 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

we could have kiled her.. couldnt believe she could be soo stupid..

oh well
Lynny
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14th Jun 05 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was expecting hairdrier/straighteners
SteveW
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14th Jun 05 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well i guess that will be next week.. or even tomorow

but a fucking toaster.. that is just crazy

didnt see any toast or bread around or any mess.. so at least she was clean with it and didnt smear butter over the server or anything
Bart
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14th Jun 05 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
right as some of you know i work as a supoport engineer for the NHS..

well we usually have shitty little problems that are easy as hell.. untill monday morning when all hell broke loose and about 30printers went down and were just putting everything in print queues causing a massive backlog

well after scratching our heads for a while and checking all possible reasons (with the actual printers) 2 of us decided to go down to the printer server for that department...

some stupid bitch had unpluged the server and pluged in a TOASTER




30 printers runninig of 1 print server
that is a poorly networked system
VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
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14th Jun 05 at 17:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Crumbs in the server. Surely any idiot would have heard the fan noise dissapear as soon as the switch was turned off.

Or does it have one of those 4.5 hour battery things?

Still for someone that doesn't have to solve the problem


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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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14th Jun 05 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Crumbs in the server.


drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
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14th Jun 05 at 17:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thought it was weird you having the internet in wine rack! When did you leave there?
SteveW
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14th Jun 05 at 19:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i left there ages ago matt over 2 months i think now

as for the network setup its the NHS so its not like they have a budget at all
richard_syko
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14th Jun 05 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Silly tart.




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