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sukhwant
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14th Jun 05 at 09:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A guy in a ski-mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the
f*cking safe!", he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" she replies, "We don't have any money. This
is a sperm bank".

"Don't argue, open the f*cking safe or I'll blow your head off". She
obliges and once she's opened the safe door, the guy says " Take out one
of the bottles and drink it".

"But its full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue. Just drink it!" he says.
She pulls the cap off and gulps it down.

"Take another bottle and drink it too", he demands. She takes out
another one and drinks it as well.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski-mask and to the girls amazement it's
her boyfriend.


"Not that f*cking difficult is it?"
TNM
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14th Jun 05 at 09:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Dom
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14th Jun 05 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO!!
luisa
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Pablo
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Old skool !
Scotty_B
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14th Jun 05 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just watched a Chubby Brown video have we.
Bart
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14th Jun 05 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not that funny actually
Rus
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lmfao
sukhwant
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14th Jun 05 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Just watched a Chubby Brown video have we.


I haven't acctually, someone just emaild it to me
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