Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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With the sheer volume of sexual innuendo spouting from her fingers, i believe its a yes 
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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 what the hell did i do
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
i dunno do you fake?
Example numero uno
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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quote:
Originally posted by Carr
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
i dunno do you fake?
Example numero uno
id say thats quite the opposite 
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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yes and i now have her as my personal slave... kinky lady
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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thats all i could find too however kerry is a kinky 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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freaky use of the word kinky there 
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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i was kinky kez
then i grew up
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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i was, and still are, dickhead dave
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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ive never called u that 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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that is true we have never met though, and i am a bit of a dickhead
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Kerry
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Kerry
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All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
You got me horny in the morning and you know
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote you a letter and I send it through the post
The post it takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I search from town to town but I can't find my boo
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you
Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny, tonight
I'm horny, horny, horny, tonight
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
The post it takes so long
So I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you
Chorus:
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
All night long I'm horny
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmm
once There Was This Kid Who
got Into An Accident And Couldn't Come To School
but When He Finally Came Back
his Hair Had Turned From Black Into Bright White
he Said That It Was From When
the Cars Had Smashed So Hard
mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
then There Was This Girl Who
wouldn't Go To Change With The Girls In The Change Room
but When They Finally Made Her
they Saw Birthmarks All Over Her Body
she Couldn't Quite Explain It
they'd Always Just Been There
mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
both Girl And Boy Were Glad
one Kid Had It Worse Than That
'cause Then There Was A Boy Whose
parents Made Him Come Right Home Directly After School
and When They Went To Their Church
they Shook And Lurched All Over The Church Floor
he Couldn't Quite Explain It
they'd Always Just Gone There
mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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"The Horny Song"
now that ya feelin it I see you're getting weak
you're gettin real close
you're reachin that peak
uh
you're like high altitude in a lear jet
work them hips like a pistons in a corvette
slow down or I'll have to pull ya over
search ya, handcuff ya, and do a move on ya
you get a GWB stands for girl with a body pump it like a hottie
seems like you got switches and you're hittin em
two wheel motion keep bumpin em
now throw it east to west and put a hump in it
back stroke, and boogie with a bump in it
tell me how ya do it like that, how ya got stacked
how you scrambled like a quarter back
I want you weak in the knees and shaking in your pants
and all I wanna do is make you dance
come on!
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
see the sweat that you're lettin off
now, keep it comin girl
ya know I love it when you take it off
you got me sittin in the hot seat
drippin from the body heat
from my head to my feet
we can do it by candle light all night
keep it goin till the sunlight, that's right
whatcha tryin to do, make the Ice melt?
don't you know my cream is good for your health?
you know you wanna shake what your mamma gave ya
you're getting real hot, now I'm gonna spray ya
rub it in like lotion
juices flowin everywhere
like water in the ocean
you got that hourglass figure
uh
all the right moves
and ya know I wannaa dig ya
got 31 flavors, know what I mean?
and I wanna take a dip in your ice cream
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
know I'll be the one to kick this shit off
and crank it up like a 250
engine in a motorcross
and make ya feel it girl
till ya get sick with it
and all that junk in your trunk
don't be stingy with it
and I'm gonna make it all good like the weekend
you got enough for yourself and for all my friends
and it's enough of me to go round like the globe
set it up like a tent, watch it unfold
I see your eyes glistening for the benji's
but you ain't gotta fake it
I just want you to shake it
break me off a piece of that action like Jackson
I ain't trying to hit it
and I ain't trying to wax it
picture you and me on the beach and you be
climbing up this tall coconut tree
all I wanna do is hump with it and make you scream
and eat you up
as I floss with your g-string
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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i dont know that one
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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I like kerry, but the thought of her in a sexual nature is sickening.
[Edited on 13-06-2005 by SetH]
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Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I like kerry, but the thought of her in a sexual nature is sickening.
[Edited on 13-06-2005 by SetH]
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I like kerry, but the thought of her in a sexual nature is sickening.
[Edited on 13-06-2005 by SetH]
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Joff
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Registered: 17th Oct 00
Location: Cambridgeshire
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I like kerry, but the thought of her in a sexual nature is sickening.
What about her being sick whilst giving you head?
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I like kerry, but the thought of her in a sexual nature is sickening.
[Edited on 13-06-2005 by SetH]
il remember that
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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www.annsummers.co.uk
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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this one you showed me is better
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
this one you showed me is better
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/
heeeeheee
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