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SteveW
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24th May 05 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a Jackie Parsons @ Hillingdon hospital

" hello there, i have a problem with my PC, when i was in MS Word it was deleting my work without me touching the pc.. i think i have a virus !!"

"is the machine switched on now ??"

" no i turned it off, now when i switch it on it keeps making a beeping noise"

"can you check that the backspace button isnt stuck down for me ??"

"oh right.. cheers its ok now"

"thankyou, bye bye"


best one so far
Skipz
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Ojc
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24th May 05 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I should work on IT support

Re-boot
SteveW
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24th May 05 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its easy as hell, and i get paid nicely for it too..

do it ollie
Dom
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24th May 05 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you working as a tech monkey steve? thought you went in for netowork admin?

i did it for an ISP over summer though, aye pay isn't too bad, but its stressful when you have to talk to customers for an hour explain how to operate a computer - makes you wonder if some people should have them

although its quite funny when some tosser goes off on one saying how its your fucking fault etc etc - always good to share the call with others in that situation
Carly
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TNM
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I love doing 3rd line support. No fucking numpties apart from the yanks
SteveW
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well im a jack o all trades Dom

network support/engineer, tech desk.

i do this for 5 hospitals
willay
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TNM, same here, we purely do high level network support (routing and stuff). ahhh
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
well im a jack o all trades Dom

network support/engineer, tech desk.

i do this for 5 hospitals


niiice

you work with at female fitness?
SteveW
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there are some total hotties here n there.. but a lot are heffers

have met a few nice ladies at some of the daycare centers went out for drinks with some already.. swish swish
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I would quite possibly hate to get Steve on the end of the line when ringing technical support
TNM
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Im off to a call centre full of fitties this afternoon I love site visits
Mark Petty
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24th May 05 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have to do support, I get very stressed with some of the calls especially the ones who think they know what they are doing but clearly don't.
SteveW
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24th May 05 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
I would quite possibly hate to get Steve on the end of the line when ringing technical support


why.. i have a lovely telephone manner much nicer than my normal manners out and about

thankyou ver much Mr. Willhem
Pablo
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