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CRFC
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Registered: 26th Jan 05
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19th May 05 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

After her sixth child, Melanie decided that she should have some
cosmetic
surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory
because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a
ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she
reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things
up with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank
slot rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three
roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse,
"they're very nice, but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received
them."

"Well" said the nurse, "the first is from the surgeon - the operation
went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say
thanks."

"Ahh, that's really nice" said Melanie.

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such
a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the
first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"

"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"

"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit" said the nurse.

"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"
Colin
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Skipz
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by CRFC

because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a
ripped out fireplace.

she'd tidy things up with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.




i actually at both these lines
Adam-D
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