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Stuckey
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19th May 05 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stolen from mig web but must be seen

http://www.migweb.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=192104

[Edited on 20-05-2005 by Ian]
rarche81
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19th May 05 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pork scratchings are nasty, bacon frazzles all the way!
Jake
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19th May 05 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I also want to know why that Mental mel has been banned
richard_syko
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Red Mill Snack Foods Ltd
Wednesbury
West Midlands
WS10 0NN

Date: Thursday, April 7th, 2005
Ref: Hairy Pork Scratching

Dear Sir/Madam/Mr Porky,

I am writing to you regarding your ‘Traditional Pork Scratchings’ with new improved flavour, which are only recommended for people with strong, healthy teeth. I feel confident to say that I consume on average 4-5 packets of these per week on my lunch breaks down a local-to-work pub; The Westward Inn, Lee Mill (Devon).

I have always enjoyed the combined taste of the pork rind, pork fats, salt, flavour enhancers (E621, E635), hydrolysed vegetable protein, rusk, dextrose and malt extract and have never had any cause for complaint. However, on consuming a packet today, which I can confirm had been readily stored in a cool, dry place, away from bright light and strong odours, I picked out a pork scratching which thankfully I laid my eyes upon before placing into my mouth of strong, healthy teeth. The scratching in question caused me to gasp and wince before I placed it down onto the bar in disgust. I could not understand how your quality control program could allow such a scratching to be packaged and released out to the consumer.

I am sure that you would not expect nor condone the eating of this pork scratching, and as a result I would be interested to know what kind of measures you have in place to ensure the prevention of such mishaps. I am also interested in what you are able to offer me as an incentive to not let this travesty remove my £120 a year Pork Scratching addiction. Today’s experience was without doubt all pork scratching lover’s worst nightmare, I have enclosed the scratching for your viewing and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Kind Regards,

C. Yalden

PHOTOS OF THE ENCLOSED SCRATCHING:


richard_syko
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thats MINGING
Ian
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20th May 05 at 18:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its skin, if you must eat animals then you have to envisage such things!
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Its skin, if you must eat animals then you have to envisage such things!


I think I'vve Just turned Vegetarian (can we have a puke emoticon please )
Ian
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Worryingly, the hair goes all the way to the edge as well, so there are probably similar scratchings out there.
Nath
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20th May 05 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thank fuck I don't eat pork scratchings.
sassyminx
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20th May 05 at 18:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ewwww
Predator Corsa
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20th May 05 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

£3 up
ed
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I have pissed myself laughing at that thread....
CorsAsh
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20th May 05 at 20:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why didn't he just shave it and get it down him?
gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Andrew
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That actually makes me feel sick
Hammer
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21st May 05 at 00:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

guy needs to get over it i bet every guy on here (ok maybe not puggy the nutjob) has licked hairier puds than that.
Adam-D
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never know anyone to wax a scratching
Richie
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21st May 05 at 20:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hmmmm porrrrk scraaatccchhihnngngggs

 
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