leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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It might have been posted before but hey
A man was sitting on a beach. Tragically, through a recent car accident,
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>he had lost both his arms and legs. During the long afternoon, as he
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>remained on the beach, three women separately walked past him. Each felt
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>very sorry for the poor man.
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>The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
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>The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
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>The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
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>The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
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>The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been f*cked?"
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>The fellow said "No"
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>She said: "You will be when the tide comes in."
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