Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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> A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents'
> house for dinner. This is to be her first time
> meeting the family and she is very nervous.
> They all sit down and
> begin eating a fine meal. The woman is
> beginning to feel a little
> discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
> broccoli casserole. The
> gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
> Left with no other choice, she decides to
> relieve
> herself a bit and lets out a dainty f*rt. It
> wasn't loud, but
> everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before
> she even had
> a chance to be embarrassed,
> her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog
> that
> had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said
> in a rather
> stern voice,
> "Skippy!".
>
> The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big
> smile came across her
> face. A couple of minutes later, she was
> beginning to feel the pain
> again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She
> let a much louder and
> longer f*rt rip. The father again looked and
> the dog and yelled,
> "Dammit Skippy!"
>
> Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
> A
> few minutes later the woman had to let another
> one rip. This time she
> didn't even think about it. She let rip a f*rt
> that rivaled
> a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father
> looked at the
> dog
> with disgust and yelled, "D*mmit Skippy, get
> away from her
> before
> she sh*ts on you!"
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