Rhino
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Registered: 18th Oct 03
Location: Falkirk
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with
my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs
as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing
was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine,
honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Very Old......But still a good 1 
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Jamescorsa97
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Registered: 19th Aug 04
Location: Middlesbrough Drives: Cliosport 182
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lol i like it!
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langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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old but still makes me laff
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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i like that one!!
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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cba to read it, someone snap there banjo by anychance
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Thats great
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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:Thumbs:
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