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Author haha quality - so true
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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28th Apr 05 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.











Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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28th Apr 05 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wicked mate...

i would give her a........................... job ?
Pablo
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28th Apr 05 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes
--Dave--
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28th Apr 05 at 15:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lop-sided
Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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28th Apr 05 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
head looks shopped on? although im guessin no one else looked at her head...?
--Dave--
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28th Apr 05 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd like to schlop on your head Lynny
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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CCA
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28th Apr 05 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
head looks shopped on? although im guessin no one else looked at her head...?


The whole thing looks shopped

 
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