leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
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>After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there
>were 3 finalists.
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> > >> Two men and a woman.
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> > >> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to
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> > >> a large metal door and handed him a gun.
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> > >> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no
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> > >> matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
>wife
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> > >> sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
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> > >>
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> > >> The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot
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> > >> my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
>job.
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> > >> Take your wife and go home."
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> > >>
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> > >> The second man was given the same instructions. He took
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> > >> the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
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> >>> The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill
>my wife."
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> > >>
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> > >> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
>go home."
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> > >>
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> > >> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
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> > >> instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
>the room.
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> > >> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
>crashing, banging on the walls.
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> >>>>After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
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> > >> there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
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> > >>
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> >>>
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> > >> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat
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> > >> him to death with the chair."
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> > >>
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> > >> MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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chris_uk
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or women are thick
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Pablo
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 so true
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
or women are thick
I reckon this is probably a better description 
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
or women are thick
I reckon this is probably a better description
Here here! 
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--Dave--
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let's all start a campaign.
The next woman you see, be it in the street or at work, kick them in the shins
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
let's all start a campaign.
The next woman you see, be it in the street or at work, kick them in the shins
ROFLAO
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--Dave--
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watch out for swinging handbags though 
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