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Ant
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Registered: 12th May 02
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26th Apr 05 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today whilst training somebody how to use our back office ordering software, a promt came up on screen said something like "click OK to ..... bla bla or Cancel to cancel"

I Explained it to the girl I wad training and then I said to her "Just Say OK to that" She looked at the monitor and said very slowly OK!!!

She wasnt even joking!!
R Lee
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26th Apr 05 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh deary me...
CorsAsh
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Ant
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26th Apr 05 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
worse thing was i had to keep a straight face!!! I need a new job!!1
dave17
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26th Apr 05 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL

thats one of the best things about women, there so fucking stupid
Gez G
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26th Apr 05 at 23:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was she blonde?
liamC
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26th Apr 05 at 23:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lass at graft will not have it that she doesn't pay sunshine tax when she goes on holiday. Over 2 years of trying to convince her and she still won't have it.
Ant
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nah wasnt a blonde!!! got so pissed off with her by the end of the day!! had to tell her everything about 5 times and she insisted on writing it all down in extreme detail; like move mouse to top right of screen.... click the little - symbol etc....
Gez G
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27th Apr 05 at 00:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Give her it!
leeshez
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27th Apr 05 at 04:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Next time she screws up just say to her remove your underwear and lie down. When she does it tell your boss and get her fierd
Teddy
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Registered: 19th Jul 04
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27th Apr 05 at 07:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get your willy out she will lap that up. Bet she knows what to do with that.
Calum1577
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27th Apr 05 at 08:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was telling a lassie at my work the other day the following joke.
"I got a new head unit for may car. All i need to do is say the name of the artist i want to listen to and it plays them. For example i say "Prince" and Prince will come on. However this unit is so smart that as i was driving down the road to work some kids kicked a ball out in front of my car. So i shouted "fcuking kids!" and all of a sudden the cd player put Michael Jackson on." The reply for the girl was "Thats great how did it know that?" She didnt even realise it was a joke and beleive that the head unit would put Michael Jackson on. Still though she is well fit.
Colin
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27th Apr 05 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah if there fit then its ok
L33 LEG
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27th Apr 05 at 08:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?
TNM
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27th Apr 05 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yer pics
vibrio
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27th Apr 05 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by aritchie
Today whilst training somebody how to use our back office ordering software, a promt came up on screen said something like "click OK to ..... bla bla or Cancel to cancel"

I Explained it to the girl I wad training and then I said to her "Just Say OK to that" She looked at the monitor and said very slowly OK!!!

She wasnt even joking!!


most people will have a thicko at work.
Ant
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27th Apr 05 at 10:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you really dont want pics trust me!! Iv been on secondment as a trainner for the last 6 months starting to piss me off I get all the thicko's to train!!!
Jake
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27th Apr 05 at 11:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Next time she screws up just say to her remove your underwear and lie down. When she does it tell your boss and get her fierd


give her time to write it all down, first.

 
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