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sukhwant
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22nd Apr 05 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area
and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that with the curtains
closed for privacy, and his cooperation it might just work. He finally
agreed and went into his wife's room. A few minutes passed and then the
woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate, alarms ringing, the
nurses burst into the room." What happened?" they cried. The husband
said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
bradfincham
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Skipz
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--Dave--
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gianluigi
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leeshez
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3CorsaMeal
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LMFAO
Tom
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Fecking PMSL
Charlene
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Colin
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drunkenfool
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Like it!
Bart
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dont get it?
--Dave--
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22nd Apr 05 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he stuck his winky in her mouth and she choked to death
dave17
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Ancient
Pablo
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PMSL !!
Carr
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22nd Apr 05 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
Ancient


Indeed this is one joke in Off Day I have heard sooo many times.

But it's still funny

 
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