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sorry for all the >> came out of an email and can't be bothered to get rid of them
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
>>the Wife
>>promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
>>biggest house
>>adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be
>>careful!
>>Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see
>>how much
>>your lousy drive is going to cost us."
>>
>>So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
>>warm voice
>>said, "Come on in."
>>
>>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
>>was all
>>over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
>>near the
>>broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
>>people that
>>broke my window?"
>>
>>"Uh...yeah, sir.We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>>
>>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You
>>see, I'm a
>>genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
>>
>>Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
>>I'll give
>>you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
>>for
>>myself."
>>
>>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
>>blurted out,
>>"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
>>
>>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can
>>do.
>>
>>And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
>>
>>"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>>
>>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
>>country in
>>the world," she said.
>>
>>"Consider it done," the genie said.
>>
>>"And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
>>disasters!"
>>
>>"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>>
>>"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
>>a woman
>>in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have s*x with your
>>wife."
>>
>>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
>>both now
>>have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?
>>
>>³ Shemulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
>>right.
>>Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
>>about you,
>>honey?"
>>
>>You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
>>for you!"
>>
>>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
>>of the
>>afternoon enjoying each other.
>>
>>The genie was insatiable.
>>
>>After about three hours of non-stop s*x, the genie rolled over and
>>looked
>>directly into her eyes and asked,
>>
>>"How old are you and your husband?"
>>
>>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>>
>>"No Kidding." he said,
>>
>>
>>
>>"Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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Bart
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not worth the read.
complete waste of 5 mins of my life
[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Bart]
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Rus
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
not worth the read.
complete waste of 5 mins of my life
[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Bart]
lol, not gonna read it now
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CorsAsh
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I think that jokes been trapped in a bottle for the past thousand years too. Quite rightly.
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TNM
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older that vibs that joke.
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
not worth the read.
complete waste of 5 mins of my life
[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Bart]
what else were you gonna do with that 5 minutes exactly?
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I think that jokes been trapped in a bottle for the past thousand years too. Quite rightly.
have you ever shagged a Genie?
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
older that vibs that joke.
pardon?
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I think that jokes been trapped in a bottle for the past thousand years too. Quite rightly.
have you ever shagged a Genie?
No such thing. 
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I think that jokes been trapped in a bottle for the past thousand years too. Quite rightly.
have you ever shagged a Genie?
No such thing.
you're missing out
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Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
not worth the read.
complete waste of 5 mins of my life
[Edited on 20-04-2005 by Bart]
what else were you gonna do with that 5 minutes exactly?
If id gone and taken a shit it would have been better 
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Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
older that vibs that joke.
pardon?
shouts
older than vibs that joke
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Tom
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 good tho
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
good tho
I thought so too
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