Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
> >Question 1:
>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
>already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
>one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
>you recommend that she have an abortion?
> >Read the next question before looking at the
>response for this one.
> >Question 2:
>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
>your vote counts.
>Here are the facts about the three candidates.
> >Candidate A.
>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
>with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
>chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> >Candidate B.
>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
>until noon, used opium in
>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> >Candidate C.
>He is a decorated war hero. He's a
>vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
> >Which of these candidates would be your choice?
>Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for
>the response.
>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
> >And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
>question:
> >If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. That
>woman was Beethoven's mother.
> >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
>before judging someone.
>Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
> >Never be afraid to try something new.
>Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
>Professionals...built the Titanic
> >And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
>that has a little more than 500 employees, and has the
>following statistics:
> >* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>* 19 have been accused of writing b ad checks
>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>* 3 have done time for assault
>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
> >Can you guess which organization this is?
> >Give up yet?
> >It's the 435 members of the United States Congress.
>The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws
>each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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willay
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essay.
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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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summary dont kill children and dont vote
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Russ
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hitler was one of the greatest men ever to have lived.
he was a murdering crazy cunt, but amazing none the less
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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cool
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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STFU Marc
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
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EMA you little shit. Dont make me come up there
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I'll burst you
In the ass
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Not if i do you dry first and make you suck it afterwards.
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