brummiesxi
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> A big Texas cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
>drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
>noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
>table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful... He asked
>the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah,
>senior, you have excellent taste!.. Those are bull's testicles from the
>bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
>vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so
>sorry senior... There is only one serving per day because there is only
>one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your
>order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
>The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
>evening, he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
>After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
>to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
>smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged
>his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins
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