littlemisscorsa!
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Very important international study (taken from another forum)
International Penis Study
Several years ago the British funded a study at Oxford University to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost over $1,800,000.00.
The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the French decided to conduct their own study on the same subject, at Sorbonne University in Paris. They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect.
After three years of research and costs in excess of $2,500,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, the Americans decided to conduct their own study. The Americans didn't really trust the British or French studies.
So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at a cost of right around $25.00 in jazz mags, the yanks reached a conclusion: the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.
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littlemisscorsa!
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
I thought it was funny
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littlemisscorsa!
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I'll get my coat :S
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Scotty_B
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quote: Originally posted by littlemisscorsa!
I'll get my coat :S
I'll hold the door.
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Colin
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quote: Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote: Originally posted by littlemisscorsa!
I'll get my coat :S
I'll hold the door.
I'll kick her out and slam it in her face
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Martin
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
quote: Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
quote: Originally posted by littlemisscorsa!
I'll get my coat :S
I'll hold the door.
I'll kick her out and slam it in her face
get pics
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littlemisscorsa!
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I powerwank so hitting myself in the head is a common occurance
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