TNM
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A couple decided to go for a meal and after some deliberation settled for their local Chinese restaurant.
They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special 'Chicken Surprise'.
The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to tuck into the meal, the lid of the pot rises by a tiny amount and she briefly see's two beady eyes looking around before the lid slams back down again.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.
He hasn't so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Well sir', says the waiter, 'What did you order?'
'We both chose the same', he replies, 'the Chicken Surprise'
'Oh I do apologise, this is my fault' says the waiter...
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wait for it...
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I've brought you the Peeking duck'
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Half Pint
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Charlene
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TNM
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come on its monday!
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Welsh Dan
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
come on its monday!
And! It doesn't make that joke any better.
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littlemisscorsa!
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CorsAsh
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Here's your lift:
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