Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Apologises if you've heard it before.
Aer Lingus Flight 101 Heathrow to Dublin. As they approached Dublin No.
1 Runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever Shamus!
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin Paddy!!
PILOT - Right Shamus when I say go put de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT - Royt ill do dat!!
PILOT - an den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT - Royt ill do dat to!!
PILOT - An den stamp an der brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de
holy
mudder a gad!!!
CO-PILOT - Im prayin already but ill hit de brakes as hard as I can
So as the wheels hit the ground Shamus put the engines in reverse, put
the
flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the holy
mother with all his soul.
The breaks screeched, the tires squealed and there was smoke
everywhere!!
But to the relief of all the passengers and not least of all Paddy and
Shamus the aircraft came to a stop but a few meters from the end of the
runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure Paddy
looked out of the window and said to Shamus "Dat has gat ta be de
shartist fookin runway in de world"
To which Shamus replied "Yes but da ya see how wide it is?
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