TNM
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With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.
DIRECTRA - A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask for directions when they got lost compared to a control group where only 0.2 percent asked for directions.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks, especially cleaning up spills and little accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favourite store's return limit.
NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
CAPAGRA - Caused test subjects to become uncharacteristically fastidious about lowering toilet seats and replacing toothpaste caps. Subjects on higher doses were seen dusting furniture.
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--Dave--
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you don't half post some useless shit on here sometimes don't you
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
you don't half post some useless shit on here sometimes don't you
Says you. You led us on about banging some bird from your work and you chickened out in the end.
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--Dave--
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yes that I did, but it was entertaining at the time, unlike the drivel above
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--Dave--
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and get that munter out of your avatar as well, you can do better than that Timmeh!
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TNM
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Originally posted by --Dave--
and get that munter out of your avatar as well, you can do better than that Timmeh!
She looks better than you. I think your just jealous of her tats.
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--Dave--
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Originally posted by TNM
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Originally posted by --Dave--
and get that munter out of your avatar as well, you can do better than that Timmeh!
She looks better than you. I think your just jealous of her tats.
I'm only slightly jealous 
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