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andy hirst
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14th Apr 05 at 20:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
quote:
Originally posted by andy hirst
I can't belive anyone would even think of voting Labour, haven't they fucked it all up enough, If they get in I will seriously look into emmigrating, I cant stand this country at the moment.


Whats so bad about it? do you have a job/house/car ? you could be living in latvia or somewhere

Conservitive....

didnt Micheal Howard bring in that Criminal Justice Bill with the paragraph... "A Rave... A Gathering of 10 or more people listening to music made of prodominantly repeditive beats" ?

BNP.....

dont know much about them but just looking at there policy on Northern Ireland.... Do you want the IRA back of YOUR streets? I Certainly dont want Loyalists planting bombs on mine.. nor do i want a civil war 60 miles up the road...

alot of you go on about how your country is a mess/sh1thole..... you seem to forget that most of you have paying jobs and some of you seem to be on good money( may no seem it with the cost of livving)

Tony blair might be a arsehole but you could be doing alot worse...




I have a job that pays fook all, cant even think about getting on the property ladder until if cleared the student debts imposed by labour, and I cant afford a good car because car insurance is extorsionate. I may be surviving just, but I aint happy, I wish i didn't go to uni, cos i could've been doing a lot better than i am now and i would have my own money maybe a house. But i cant even afford to get out of my parents because pay does not rise with living costs.
Nath
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I haven't read any of this thread but do the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist?

Nath
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Answered my own question:

http://www.omrlp.com/

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Taken from http://www.omrlp.com/ manifesto:

Other policies:

We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND.

Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it.

Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total bastard” tax for everyone else.


Last one is best
Nath
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Overview

We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks. Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school. All future Deputy Prime Ministers will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.


Vote MONSTER!!
Nath
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Policies for students:

Eton and Oxford will be relocated to Blackpool and Bognor Regis leaving the other Universities with a chance of a bigger intake.

All students will be awarded The Louis Pasteur degree for the scientific research into the growth of mould.

We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.
Nath
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Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.

Nath
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All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.

Police helmets will be re introduced and made even sillier. The higher a police rank then the higher their hat becomes. At Christmas they will be able to put flashing lights on them and generally decorate them. Once they have achieved the rank of Chief Constable the height of their hats will not allow them to leave their office, which they don’t anyway.
Nath
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We will set up an enquiry to find out why there’s a Polar bear on Fox’s Glacier mints.

Due to the government’s policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head (this does not offer protection from your wife attacking you with the rolling pin when you get home drunk).

Immigration: everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents.
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I love how people moan and blame it on the goverment.

Can't afford a house work harder get a new job.
The amount of tax spent of beniefts is next to nothing on the scheme of things.


But the comment that makes me laugh more than anything.

I hate this country i am leaving for amercia.

1. They will not want you, if your a waster with nothing here why do they want another one there.
2. Your living in a dream world the US is the worsest for class distincions in the world, if you have a dead end job you have even less there.


STOP READING THE SUN AND BELEIVING IT
instead of moaning get a second job, get an education we have some of the best faciliaties in the world.
Do something instead of blaming your problems on others.
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Shouldve made this thread into a poll to see who is voting.
Jodi_the_g
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I am voting was going to stand but I have only just moved back to the area and was not on the electoal role in the area, so just campaing for the party.
But next time i will stand.
Lynny
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when it comes to politics u gota take alot of it at face value, theres aLOT of stuff reguarding this country that the public will have no idea about!
i agree with what MAtt etc said reguarding foreigners, yeah alot come into this country, but alot work damn hard to gain respectable jobs like doctors etc!
personally i think the biggest problem this country has it reguarding taxes, not the whole idea of them, but where they go! i dont midn paying taxes towards a health servies, peoepl who are too ill to support themselves etc, but its pisses me off payign for all these 15 yr old couples to live in reasonable houses with their 5 kids! lass lives near me whos jst gone 16, has two twins with her 29 yr old boyfriend, neither of which work and prolly never will, yet they seem to think theyre doing something good with their life...no doubt their kids will grow up to lead similar lives. imo peopel who can work but wont shud recieve fk all and be allowed to die peacefully on the streets, least that way stops them reproducing
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
I would vote BNP if I thought they had a chance in hell of winning. But they don't.

I hate conservative and liberal so my vote has to stay with labour.

I honestly don't think Blair is that bad. He has had it very tough over the last 4 years and anyone in his position would be in the same boat now. I admire him for sticking to his guns and not backing down.



strangely i agree, blair has more backbone than most politicians in my view and i respect that, even if i dont agree with all the choices he makes.

And under labour we do have good interest rates and a strong ecnomy, conservatives and recession anyone???

All governments make mistakes andd have unpopular policies, but they always will its not possible to please everyone and i do believe labour is the best of the available options.

I personally cant believe anyone would vote BNP.
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yes they are all corrupt but surely you should vote for the one who causes the least damage?


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Originally posted by Ian
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Originally posted by Ben
i am sick of seeing immigrants dressed well and have nice homes, whilst there is british people on the streets.
You won't like my neighbour then. He brought his wife and three children over here 12 years ago carrying nothing but the clothes on their backs. The eldest child minded the other two while the parents both worked in kitchens for 3 years before they saved enough to put up the deposit on a small restaurant, they ran that for a further 3 years before moving to a bigger place, they then bought another one the same the other side of town. He drives a Merc and his children all have various Mugen tuned things. He also has an MPV thing in case they want to go out as a family. All five cars fit on the path with room to spare. His wife doesn't drive, or work.

I know some white people who don't have much. When they get their benefits they smoke it.


That last lines somes it up well. aswell as immigrants there are the benefit frauding scumbags that are a massive drain on society.
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Due to the government’s policy of opening pubs 24 hours a day, a loony government for public safety will make the wearing of seat belts compulsory in all pubs, and pub tables will be fitted with airbags so you can fall over drunk without damaging your head (this does not offer protection from your wife attacking you with the rolling pin when you get
home drunk).



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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.

Police helmets will be re introduced and made even sillier. The higher a police rank then the higher their hat becomes. At Christmas they will be able to put flashing lights on them and generally decorate them. Once they have achieved the rank of Chief Constable the height of their hats will not allow them to leave their office, which they don’t anyway.


do these people actually get payed?
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Im fed up with it all, i like some ideas from the BNP but feel some are way off,
i applaud mr singh with his shop thats open 24 hours a day as he works for his money, but the scum that walk over here at felixstowe (not far from me) you see them walking along the road and the asylum seekers in my local town that have been pick pocketing old ladies etc i think is awful.

Im totally wrong myself, im getting an education in the uk as its among the bets in the world and then i shall be emigrating to oz. basically because i had a farm to look forward to in the uk, but due to eu laws and silly policies we have stopedd farming and make more money through other means such as growing grass! LOL

Australia seperates itself from the rest of the world, has a good defence adequate for its on country, taxes are average but used more effectively, fuel is cheap, road tax is more money but have the mot with that as well.
I personally think the uk will get worse and worse, 5 members of my family lost jobs due to the fox hunting ban but have luckily managd to find elsewhere.

But i cannot understand people that moan and then dont vote, fair enough your own vote may not count, but if it gets rid of the chavs smoking there allowances up in there houses paid for by the uk tax payers!
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Originally posted by bradfincham
Im fed up with it all, i like some ideas from the BNP but feel some are way off,
i applaud mr singh with his shop thats open 24 hours a day as he works for his money, but the scum that walk over here at felixstowe (not far from me) you see them walking along the road and the asylum seekers in my local town that have been pick pocketing old ladies etc i think is awful.

Im totally wrong myself, im getting an education in the uk as its among the bets in the world and then i shall be emigrating to oz. basically because i had a farm to look forward to in the uk, but due to eu laws and silly policies we have stopedd farming and make more money through other means such as growing grass! LOL

Australia seperates itself from the rest of the world, has a good defence adequate for its on country, taxes are average but used more effectively, fuel is cheap, road tax is more money but have the mot with that as well.
I personally think the uk will get worse and worse, 5 members of my family lost jobs due to the fox hunting ban but have luckily managd to find elsewhere.

But i cannot understand people that moan and then dont vote, fair enough your own vote may not count, but if it gets rid of the chavs smoking there allowances up in there houses paid for by the uk tax payers!


same over here theres alot of idle ground around.... and alot of "poor Farmers" with extremely big houses...
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yes but like our old farmhouse had been handed down through generations, same with my missus her dad farms 2000 acres, and has considered selling there house and moving somewhere smaller nearer the farm but as its been in his family for 100s years he finds it hard! plus he then has to share the wealth between brothers and sisters

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