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kz
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Why I Fired My Secretary...

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
happy birthday.
I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss, Happy Birthday".
And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until
noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said,
"That's the greatest thing I've heard all day, let's go!"

We went to lunch we didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
out to a private little place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back
to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day, we don't
need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake -----
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
Happy Birthday

And I just sat there...








....on the couch...











.....naked
mazdaspeed
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Location: Darlington
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hannah d
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Coblet
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pmsl
Jamescorsa97
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Location: Middlesbrough Drives: Cliosport 182
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lmao!!!!!!!!
Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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Rus
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lmfao!
Jamie
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ahhhhhhhhh ahahaha classic
sunnyb
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quality
Robbo
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LMAO
dna23
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OMFG
Dan B
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PMSL!
CorsAsh
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That is quality
Smiffie
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Carr
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Top drawer
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mav
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V-Man
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Tom
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TNM
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Welsh-Cruiser
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Ahaha That's Classic

 
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