leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>>Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
> > > > > bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable
> > > > >> >> > >>and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
> > > > >> >> > >>
> > > > >> >> > >>"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I
> > >always
> > > > >> >> > >>have
> > > > >> > a
> > > > >> >> > >>Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
> > > > >> >> > >>
> > > > >> >> > >>A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
> > >around
> > > > >> > Dave,
> > > > >> >> > >>starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want
> > >your
> > > > >> > usual
> > > > >> >> > >>table dance, big boy?"
> > > > >> >> > >>
> > > > >> >> > >>Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
> > > > > club.
> > > > >> >> Dave
> > > > >> >> > >>follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam
> > >the
> > > > >> > door,
> > > > >> >> he
> > > > >> >> > >>jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the
> > > > >> > stripper
> > > > >> >> > >>must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
> > > > > none
> > > > >> > of
> > > > >> >> > >>it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him
> > > > >> >> > >>every
> > > > >> > 4
> > > > >> >> > >>letter word in the book.
> > > > >> >> > >>
> > > > >> >> > >>The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a
> > >real bitch this time."
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