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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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9th Apr 05 at 17:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
For all the guys out there that trawl the Lonely hearts here is some help as to what to look out for.





DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
Athletic......................................No t1ts
Average looking...............Has a face like an ar5e
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated....................Was f*cked to bits at Uni
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..................Bad hair and no dress sense
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former sl*t
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned..........................No BJs or anal
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Cuddly............................................Fat
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
Widow........................................Murderer



Good Luck geezers.................................you'll need it!!!
RCoughtrie
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Registered: 31st Oct 04
Location: East Ayrshire Scotland
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9th Apr 05 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
social..................... Fanny like a clowns pocket

 
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