Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Well not a saxo but one of those hideous C2 things.
I was approaching cookham last night on the way back from my girlfriends in wooburn green, its a 60 limit, i was in my tank (merc c240) its an old mans car.
As i come round a progressive bend at around 50mph i spot a lonely piggy astra up front. No other cars around. I slow up keeping a overly safe distance doing roughly 35mph. We are approaching a 1 lane bridge over the thames which has a set of traffic lights.
As i approach the lights following the police car (this is all on a slight bend) my lights are reflecting off his car as u well know the reflective stuff on jam sandwhiches makes them light up like an xmas tree. i then suddenly see this car in my rear view, it has its foglights on  (its not foggy btw) he would have seen the astra in front of me, but proceeds to drive 1ft from my rear bumper over a single lane narrow bridge with a police car inront of me  WHAT A FUCKING COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so as soon as we get to the next bend he suddenly turns his fog lights as the police car stops to turn around. i then decide enough is enough. Rage comes over me and i loose it.
All i can say is HOW FUCKING SLOW ARE THESE NEW CHAV MOBILES??????
By the time i was doing 60 he was fucking miles away, my car handles like shite and he was miles behind. He couldnt keep up for shit 
Im guessing his fog lights are the scource of his powers
Essay over.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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You were driving a merc
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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a big blue one 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
a big ugly slow one
Yes most are like this
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
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Its fuckin awfull col
Infact, you have inspired me to take pics of my big blue beast
You should see the interior blue plastic and walnut  
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I really hate mercs
The snobby cunts over tho road think there special because they have one When infact its just a ugly lardy over priced heap of dung
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Here here.
I am trying to either:
a) get my dad to sell it (was passed down the family)
b) destroy it
I rag the fuck out of it, i swear its gunna break, ive made it make a few funny noises
[Edited on 31-03-2005 by Jambo]
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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The only decent ones are the ones that cost like £100k + and if you have one of them then you really are special!!
Kill it Jambo - drive it into a tree
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Martyn
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Registered: 17th Oct 03
Location: Luton
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