dannycorsa c
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>Salford Earthquake Appeal
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>An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last
>Wednesday morning. The epicentre was the Ordsal area. Causalities
>were seen wandering aimlessly uttering "bang out of order, mental and
>sorted". The earthquake decimated the area causing damage said to be
>in excess of £17.55. Several priceless collections of mementos from
>Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of
>historical importance (formerly used for the storage of burned out
>cars) were totally destroyed. Many of the Ordsal locals were woken
>before their Giro's arrived.
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>One resident, Kylie Sharon Smith a fifteen year old mother of four
>said, "It was such a f**cin' shock, I wondered what the f**k it was.
>Little Chardonnay, Destiny and Brooklyn came running into my bedroom,
>my hands were shaking that much, I could hardly skin up.
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>The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4,000 crates of Sunny
>Delight to the area to aid the crisis; unfortunately looters hijacked
>the wagon when it entered the area. Rescue workers are still
>searching through the rubble in hope of recovering some of the
>Elizabeth Duke sovereign rings, benefit books and pound stretcher
>ornaments said to have been lost in the devastation.
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>We Need Your Help!!!
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>This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing for those
>unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most
>sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, Burberry Caps,
>Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also required.
>They include McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland
>Pizza's. Alcohol is also in short supply especially White Lightening
>cider and Special Brew.
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>Cash donations are more than welcome. 22p buys a signing on Biro,
>£2.50 buys Jumbo sausage and chips, £20.00 buys a bent MOT and £16.00
>will buy 200 Embassy Regal from the back of Tommo's van.
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>Your help is much appreciated.
 
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richard_syko
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old
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dannycorsa c
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just got it on an email!
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Carr
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Still funny though
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Gavin
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^^^
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by Carr
Still funny though
Pmsl!
only funny bit about the post!
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