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TNM
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29th Mar 05 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jim
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
shit in his soup


what if the bullet goes all the way thru the bowl?


I was thinking this as well.

maybe he was thinking of shooting his load in the soup?
--Dave--
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29th Mar 05 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



i was thinking of turd bullets...
Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by Jim
she was winding you up with him, bet she was never in the bath, but sitting there telling them what to do, can you imagine them all sitting around taking the piss out of you?


yes, and this makes me want to beat him
Smiffie
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29th Mar 05 at 19:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
what did you text back exactly?

does he not want to beat the shoot out of you for saying naughty stuff to his girlfriend?




thats how i'd feel if i was him, i could take him
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
what did you text back exactly?

does he not want to beat the shoot out of you for saying naughty stuff to his girlfriend?




thats how i'd feel if i was him, i could take him


my dad would have your dad any day mate
Smiffie
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29th Mar 05 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
what did you text back exactly?

does he not want to beat the shoot out of you for saying naughty stuff to his girlfriend?




thats how i'd feel if i was him, i could take him


my dad would have your dad any day mate


im sure your dad would love to have my dad, TNMs dad would like to watch
Ben
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29th Mar 05 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or you could just count yourself lucky that she has a boyfriend that has a sense of humour and leave it be.

and count your self lucky that he did not take offence you texting his bird and paying you a visit
Poot
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29th Mar 05 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:

fart on his pillow


quote:

shoot in his soup



quote:

what if the bullet goes all the way thru the bowl?



quote:

you'll be fcuked.



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then he'll have to buy a new soup bowl i'd imagine which might not impress him. Especially if he's using his mum's



FPMSL


[Edited on 29-03-2005 by Poot]
Adam-D
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29th Mar 05 at 19:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do what some lad did
fill his house with polystyrene throu the letterbox

theres a post on here somwhere
Ben
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that picture were hillerious , big jet and some huge bags of polystyrene .

this were the thread but the pics have gone

http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=189688
Smiffie
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29th Mar 05 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^^PMSL
Corsa E-Tec
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29th Mar 05 at 20:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

smiffie, do you know him or ever go out for drinks with him, coz the old Viagra in his drink would be a right crack.

can't say i've ever done it before
Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
smiffie, do you know him or ever go out for drinks with him, coz the old Viagra in his drink would be a right crack.

can't say i've ever done it before



no i don't go out with him, seen the guy once

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