TimS
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Registered: 29th Jan 05
Location: Brignorth, Shropshire
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The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down
for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely
big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The
driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an
apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW
lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for
BMW drivers only?)
Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!
Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my
headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway
and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but
I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He
also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the
hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said
that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full
12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take
it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and
drive a BMW.
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leeshez
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CorsaLad
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very good
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IntaCepta
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SteveW
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wicked 
very true
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mav
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Drew
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so only me who has read this before then? 
edit as i cant spell 
[Edited on 28-03-2005 by Drew]
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Kathryn W
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L33 LEG
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its alrite, but not that funny. think ill just give it a smile 
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John
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
so only me who has read this before then?
edit as i cant spell
[Edited on 28-03-2005 by Drew]
No its another CS time machine one.
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