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pavorotti
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Registered: 20th Jan 05
Location: west mids
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25th Mar 05 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok listen to this bollocks!

bought dbilas inlet manifold last week before i bought it some one here
said he would fit it no problem mensioning no names?

so here i am wid a inlet manifold wat no on knows how to fit one garage says yea no prbs bring it last friday phoned them they changed there mind couldnt do it till tuesday then tuesday comes to buisy so i speak to CORSA 808 he says he could fit it but its 200 miles from me so planned to av it done this sat by him then my moaning bird starts saying yea but i thought u were gonna take me out (fuk that) any way so i try and ease the sitauation by saying ok we eill take it to the garage wat u know,
goes there they guy says yea no probs piece of piss 4 us to fit and we will even check out the lok on ur door
so this morning i take my car there at 8 put the keys in some dodgy letter box cuz they wasnt open and i could grab the keys bak out of the box wank thing so theres my car left there and heres me on a fookin bus
for god sake been 8 yrs since i went on a bus, any way
the bloke phones me yea i can fit that no problem its gonna cost u though 70 bar he says ok i said no problem then i go bak at 4 walk in to garage
the mechanic is fookin around wid some quad i say inlet manifolsd done?
no m8 im still taking it apart so i go in to office to see the manager
to say wats going on and he can not even speak the little bastard
pissed up felt like ragging the fukin place but i can not do fuk all cuz he has got my engine in bits then i say how long m8 says it wont be done today i said fuk it put it bak together so it took im 20 mins to put it bak together
after he told me it took him 3 hrs to get it apart didnt pay him fuk all wankers!

then corsa 808 txts says u still coming tomorow yes yes yes
so corsa 808 saves the day he is even getting better bolts and stuff
200 miles for me to travel but this man sounds so helpfull wat releif
some one knows wat he is doing!

thanks corsa 808 u av saved the day!

i know this sounds like a load of crap to u but iv had to take ny frustation out some where sorry!

any one wanna help me set a light to the garage tonight????????
BeArDy
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Registered: 7th Aug 00
Location: Manchester
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25th Mar 05 at 18:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

offer still stands for Monday mate....
M333KS D
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
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25th Mar 05 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

that hurt!
Dave A
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Registered: 10th Dec 03
Location: County Durham
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25th Mar 05 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

anyone want to tell me how to fit an inlet manifold

got some guy from birmingham coming tomorrow, i told him i could fit one but havnt got a clue really!!!

will i need any tools, or will a swiss army knife be enough


























just kidding
Fraser Young
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Registered: 26th Dec 02
Location: Dundee City Drives: 58 Impreza WRX
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26th Mar 05 at 01:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Full scanned intructions on mantzel fitting courtesy of TV, in my garage under 'mates cars etc' at the bottom for anyone thats interested... Mos tother inlets much the same i imagine

 
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