Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
User status: Offline
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A woman goes up to the bar and asks for a double entendre.
The barman gives her one.
Whats the difference between the michael jackson & casper?
One scares little children and comes in their room, the other is a friendly ghost
I saw a bloke chatting up a cheetah - I thought he's trying to pull a fast one
I said to my German friend, why do you have a piece of meat in your boot, he said that is my spare veal
I also said why do you have snakes on your bonnet; he said those are my windscreen vipers
Last week I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow; I then rang her up and said 'do you get my drift'
Did you hear about the man who got hit by a train ?
He was chuffed to bits !
A horse walks into a local pub
Barman says "so whats with the long face"
A kettle and a wig walk into a bar, try and order some drinks, barman says to them, i ain't serving you two... why not ? they enquire... well you're off ur head and he's steaming
How do you make antifreeze?
Hide all her jumpers
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