TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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IN A RUSH? Cook your breakfast egg in half the time by replacing the water in the pan with commercially available brake fluid which boils at 200c.
WORM farmers Double your yield by simply cutting every worm in half. Hey presto! Each half will grow into a new worm.
MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside La Senza with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
DIABOLISTS For the full effect when photographing Satan, make sure to switch off your camera's red-eye reduction feature.
BOIL an egg to perfection without costly eggtimers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
ALCOHOLICS Don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.
A POST-IT note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal deterrent to
lip-readers
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
Location: sheffield
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SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside La Senza with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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That's cheered me right up has that I f*c*ing hate work!!!
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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lmao @ single men!
so sooo tru!
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea
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Greg W
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Wigan, Lancashire
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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Or you could jsut not treat CorsaSport as the main cause of your existance? I know most on here do 
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