3CorsaMeal
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A man walked into the produce section of his local Tesco and asked to
>buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that
>they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the
>boy ask his manager about the matter.
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>Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some tosser
>wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."
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>As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right
>behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the
>other half."
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>The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the
>manager found the boy and said "I was impressed with the way you got
>yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on
>their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
>
>"Essex, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Essex," the
>manager asked.
>
>The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there.
>
>"Really?" said the manager, "My wife's from Essex."
>
>The boy replied, "Really? Who does she play for?"
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Pablo
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--Dave--
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would of been funny if it involved fish
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willay
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Martin
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i like that.
but like dave sez, would've been better with fish
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Tom
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leeshez
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Carly
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Carr
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Rus
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*slight burst of air*
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Kathryn W
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Don't really get that 
*Blonde Moment*
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--Dave--
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he gets himself in shit when the managers said his wife was from essex when previously the boy said it was full of whores and footballers
He get's out of it by asking what football team she plays for (not a whore). Similar to the incident with the lettuce in Tesco
fecking funny
[Edited on 08-03-2005 by --Dave--]
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