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Pablo
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A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."

'Fifteen inches" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows!
Colin
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Melville
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Tom
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Colin
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TNM
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i had images of fanjita when i was reading that...
bree
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SmyLa
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Skipz
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Got told one at the weekend

A Blonde was in a Helicopter she felt cold so she turned the ceiling fan off

[Edited on 07-03-2005 by h18_oab]
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Greg W
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Carr
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