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welshdude
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   10th Feb 05 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his
arrogant preppy son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This
should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the
factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where
you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, furious, thought and said, "Yes son, we call it your mother."
Natalie
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TNM
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Carly
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Martin
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Blue
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Graham
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Skipz
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--Dave--
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Corsa E-Tec
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welshdude
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Martin
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Blue
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Natalie
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Kathryn W
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10th Feb 05 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol thats quite funny
barteh
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leeshez
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Thats rude
Ren
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Hazzle
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well i laughed

 
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