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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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9th Feb 05 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.

2. Thursday night- Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.

5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David
Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

7. Tuesday at 40pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving
milk will please come early.

8. Wednesday the Ladies' Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing,
"Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

9. Thursday at 50 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in
his study.

10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs.Lewis to come forward and lay
an egg on the altar.

11. The service will close with, "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the
new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will
come forward and do so.

13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can
be seen in the church basement Saturday.

14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.

15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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9th Feb 05 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
v good
Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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9th Feb 05 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice one
Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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9th Feb 05 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There's a place called "The little used children store" round the corner from me
Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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