Happy_2008
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Registered: 13th Mar 01
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A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course
of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter's
flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the
two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than
met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates."
About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose
she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be
sure," said Peter, so he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the frying pan from my house, I'm not
saying that you "did not" take the frying pan, but the fact remains that
it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love Peter
Several days later, Peter received an e-mail from his mother which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Simon, and I'm not saying that you
"do not" sleep with Simon, but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in
his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now.
Love Mum
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barteh
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Registered: 18th Jan 05
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too long, got bored after the first sentance
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Im gunna take you to the gay bar, gay bar.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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corsa-sxi
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Registered: 11th Jul 03
Location: Kingston upon Hull
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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GAY BAR!
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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((((RING))))
**Pick Up** "Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool??...Is this 555-7039??
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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the second one was more funny
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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second one was better.
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