Karen
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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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Ren
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Registered: 16th Oct 04
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this gay guy goes up to a chav in a pub and says "wanna blow job?" so the chav hits him and knocks him out. the barman says "what did he say to you?" the chav says "dunno, something about a job"
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Martyn
USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE
Registered: 17th Oct 03
Location: Luton
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
You're a Chavette
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