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Kif
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24th May 07 at 23:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Monster
Can't beat knock door run, or devils door knocking


Whats devils door knocking?
Jamie
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Originally posted by Calum1577
4. Hit someone with the wing mirror of my dads transit van. Kept driving as it was on a dark scary road. I figured whoever walks that road at that time of night was probably a cnut n e ways.







What a guy
Robin
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25th May 07 at 00:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Missed that one
Scotty C
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Can't beat knock door run, or devils door knocking


Whats devils door knocking?


Get some fishing wire, tie it to someones door knocker, reel it to behind a bush in front of their house, then pull the wire so it knocks the door until they answer. As soon as they close the door, knock it again, and watch their faces as they can't work it out
Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Can't beat knock door run, or devils door knocking


Whats devils door knocking?


Get some fishing wire, tie it to someones door knocker, reel it to behind a bush in front of their house, then pull the wire so it knocks the door until they answer. As soon as they close the door, knock it again, and watch their faces as they can't work it out


Eck
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25th May 07 at 00:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FLOL I must try that one
Scotty C
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25th May 07 at 00:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's fucking funny after a few I can tell thee.

Specially when they start shouting ''comeon ya fcukers, i'll get ya!''
Tommy L
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25th May 07 at 00:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by J-Me
quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Calum1577
4. Hit someone with the wing mirror of my dads transit van. Kept driving as it was on a dark scary road. I figured whoever walks that road at that time of night was probably a cnut n e ways.







What a guy
bigdan
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25th May 07 at 00:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i set fire to the school through the window and then walked all the way round 2 the class room door and watched the blinds burn from the class room door. a m8 of mine bottled it and went 2 put the fire out so he kicked the door in which wasnt locked picked up a chair threw it through the window and we both got done

other time some lads from the other estate were being cheeky to us as they walked past the bottom of the hill we had our tree swing on sill beggars they had rocks and everything thrown at them.

and the time the farmer shot at me and about 20 of my m8s 4 tryin 2 ride his horse bare back
Scott M
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29th May 07 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wrestling at primary school and Gorilla Pressing my mate into a massive Hawthorn Bush.
Nath
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Threw waterbombs through the hatch on the Ice Cream Van, he slammed it in reverse to catch us, but slammed into a Metro

We avoided him for the rest of the summer.

[Edited on 29-05-2007 by Nath]
Mad Moe
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29th May 07 at 16:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We used to set bags of shit on fire, leave them on peoples door step and ring the bell. Quite funny watching people stamp them out and getting covered in shit.

Also we used to tie two door handles together and knock on both doors so we could laugh at the people trying to open them
ChrisBoom
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Threw waterbombs through the hatch on the Ice Cream Van, he slammed it in reverse to catch us, but slammed into a Metro

We avoided him for the rest of the summer.

[Edited on 29-05-2007 by Nath]


Colin
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29th May 07 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I threw water bombs at the guy that worked on the rowing boats down the park & knocked him into the pond
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quote:
Originally posted by bigdan
i set fire to the school through the window and then walked all the way round 2 the class room door and watched the blinds burn from the class room door. a m8 of mine bottled it and went 2 put the fire out so he kicked the door in which wasnt locked picked up a chair threw it through the window and we both got done

other time some lads from the other estate were being cheeky to us as they walked past the bottom of the hill we had our tree swing on sill beggars they had rocks and everything thrown at them.

and the time the farmer shot at me and about 20 of my m8s 4 tryin 2 ride his wife bare back


andy1868
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ratting out a knobhead who lives round the corner when he set a farmers field on fire one summer

my younger mate who used to always get talked into retrieving something, usually an old bike from a ditch and every time him falling into the water

when we were 10/11 we would make jumps on a piece of wasteland about 100 yards from my house so we could jump our bikes over them, as we made them a guy who lives next to the field videotaped us, it was also the same guy who would never give you a ball back when it went over his fence.
Wrighty_1988
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Originally posted by andy1868
ratting out a knobhead who lives round the corner when he set a farmers field on fire one summer


Noone likes a grass mate.
andy1868
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bigdan
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quote:
Originally posted by baza31
quote:
Originally posted by bigdan
i set fire to the school through the window and then walked all the way round 2 the class room door and watched the blinds burn from the class room door. a m8 of mine bottled it and went 2 put the fire out so he kicked the door in which wasnt locked picked up a chair threw it through the window and we both got done

other time some lads from the other estate were being cheeky to us as they walked past the bottom of the hill we had our tree swing on sill beggars they had rocks and everything thrown at them.

and the time the farmer shot at me and about 20 of my m8s 4 tryin 2 ride his wife bare back





i would of rode her bare back she was milf material
chr15barn3s
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29th May 07 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When me and my mates were in our last year of school 15/16 we were over the woods. Theres a massive lake there aswell. Sometimes those portable toilets would be placed around the place, we used to kick them over We found one once and thought kicking them over is boring lets put it in the lake. So we spent about an hour dragging it to the lake and slid it in, it floated for quite a while and started going right out into the middle

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