Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Made me weep
1. Based on a bet by the other members of his
threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own
"balls" in a ball washer at the local
golf course. Proving once again that beer and
testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to
straddle the ball washer and dangle his balls in
the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his
buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on
the machine with Sanchez's balls in place, thus
wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez,
who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
Unfortunately for him, the height of the ball
washer was more than a foot higher off the ground
than his testicles are in a normal stance, and
his balls were the weakest link.
Sanchez's balls ripped open during the fall, and
one testicle was plucked from him forever and
remained in the ball washer, while the other
testicle was compressed and flattened as it was
pulled between the housing of the washer, and the
rotating machinery inside.
To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new
$300.00 driver that he had just purchased from
the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.
Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery,
and the remaining threesome was asked to leave
the course.
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