Lee 16v
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A mother is pregnant with triplets....
She gets shot 3 times in crossfire while she was out one night, one bullet goes through each child; but luckily the children survive and the mother pulls through.
One day, about a year after the birth, the mother hears her child screaming while she was burping him, the baby has burped out one of the bullets that she got shot with... She takes him to the doctor and everthing turns out fine.
6 years later, when the children had grown to be 7, after having gone for a leak, 'Mummy, mummy! I just went for a wee and a bullet come out!' So she explains to the child the story, and all is fine.
10 years later, when the children were 17 and driving.. the last boy with the bullet still left in him was upstairs in his bedroom. He had to rush his girlfriend to hospital, to tell the doctor, 'Doc, we were just fooling around, and i shot her in the eye! I didnt mean to!' 
[Edited on 23-07-2004 by corsa_alpine_junkee]
[Edited on 23-07-2004 by corsa_alpine_junkee]
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R Lee
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meh 
heard it before.
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Lee 16v
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
meh
heard it before.
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R Lee
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ignore me. i am a fuckface tonight :sticksmiddlefingerupatclio_kenwood_addict:
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Shane
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:HeyOldpenYouLittleFuckerFancyASuckOnMyCheeseyBellEnd:
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R Lee
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:nothankssexy:
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