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9th Jun 04 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pigeon Murderer

Mehehe..

right, heres the craic.

Im out on a boat in the north sea. There have been a couple of pigeons hanging round for a few weeks, One british guy, a bit of a grizzly looking skin head, took a shine to them and started feeding them. The pigeons became big and fat, didnt fly anymore and just say on deck sun bathing and eating. They went missing this morning, one of the Norweigans killed them

The skin head guy isnt too pleased and told everyone he's going to kick the balls off who ever did it....

Reminds me of Kes
DanielJ
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9th Jun 04 at 00:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
kes
CorsaLad16v
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9th Jun 04 at 00:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i heard u can kill a seagull by feeding it yeast apparently their stomachs expand and burst.

and i just bought Kes for £5.99 from HMV, tiz a true yorkshire film but i had to have subtitles oncoz cudnt understand a word they were sayin n i'm from yorkshire
Munchie
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9th Jun 04 at 00:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
use bicarb
Stoneyginger
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9th Jun 04 at 00:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bicarbonate of Soda = ......................POP!!!!!!
CorsaLad16v
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9th Jun 04 at 00:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats the 1, didnt think twas yeast when i was writing it lol oh well, i need sleep nite

[Edited on 09-06-2004 by CorsaLad16v]
Icy
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9th Jun 04 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oooh have to try that like
K17STY
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9th Jun 04 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tried they wont eat it, bastards!
Joff
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9th Jun 04 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mix bicarbonate of soda with vinegar and you'll see what'll happen inside the stomach
Adam-D
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9th Jun 04 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
Mix bicarbonate of soda with vinegar and you'll see what'll happen inside the stomach


yeah do this in a plastic bottle

 
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