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nik
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   19th May 04 at 07:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cleaned gf's car yesterday so it was spotless, come out this morning and it's covered in shit again. Cleaned the boot lid off and she's just rung saying I've managed to scratch her boot allover etc fucking bird shit anyone else having probs with it?!
Andy
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19th May 04 at 08:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes - fcuking tons of it up here at the moment. The little gits must be on Ex-Lax
vibrio
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Tom
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19th May 04 at 08:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes my car is full of it u c my drive is also occupied by 25 foot tress that birds like to sit in to poo on my car
jamied
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19th May 04 at 09:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
try livin in a seaside town where the little bastards shit in there thousands!!!!
Fad
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19th May 04 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 306CORSA
try livin in a seaside town where the little bastards shit in there thousands!!!!


yeah my girlfriend is from southend its a killer i can tell you
jamied
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19th May 04 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u c tht pic in my avatar, tht was last night, will look like i av a respray this morn!
Tom
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19th May 04 at 09:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 306CORSA
try livin in a seaside town where the little bastards shit in there thousands!!!!


That aswell
L330wnz
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19th May 04 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
everytime I clean my car a bird will poo on it later on coz mum feeds the birds in our back garden so when my car is in the drive they'll fly over for some grub and poo on me motor... Little basteds....keep trying to get next door neighbours cat to kill them but he's too much of a softy..

[Edited on 19-05-2004 by L330wnz]
Tom
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19th May 04 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell your mum to stop then the spacka
L330wnz
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19th May 04 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she is obsessed bless her
Tom
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19th May 04 at 10:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bless your mum she is the mum of one of my bitches after all

L330wnz
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Stu-G
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   19th May 04 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the best thing to stop it is to buy a pellet gun and go hunting out of ya window!!!
Dean
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19th May 04 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yep takes me 30 mins maybe more cleaning and waxing it and wake up next day dolops of crap on me car.
nik
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19th May 04 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If the boot is scratched up can I get someone in to give it a polish with a machine or sommit? Doubt the scratches will be too deep but she says it wont t-cut
S4M
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19th May 04 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My Green Corsa seems to attract the f**ers. No point me even cleaning it, bloddy birds and the next door neigbours cat walkin all over it!

 
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