leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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PROUD TO BE BRITISH!!
Be very proud to be British Because...
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers...
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year
after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out
of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
And finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.
RULE BRITANNIA!!
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Britain's shite - full of immigrants and pikey's and curry houses
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
England's shite - full of immigrants and pikey's and twats like Daimo
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Greg_M
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a DIET coke.
but diet coke tastes better!
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Go3asy
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Registered: 11th Jan 04
Location: Scotland,Alloa(Stirlingshire)
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u know too much
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J20PHL
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Registered: 28th Sep 03
Location: Crowthorne, Berkshire
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diet coke gives me killer burps
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth
P4UL opens bottles of stella with his teeth! nutter
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by Greg12v
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
and a DIET coke.
but diet coke tastes better!
no diet pepsi or pepsi max tastes better diet coke is rank
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Sinth
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Registered: 5th Oct 03
Location: London
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CHILL colin J
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Sinth
CHILL colin J
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Siberia
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: Leprechaun Land Drives : Zafira GSI
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
Britain's shite - full of immigrants and pikey's and curry houses
dunno about the shite part but i was in london for the weekend and i dont think i was served in a shop or a resteraunt by 1 english person.
all foreigners.
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin J
Britain's shite - full of immigrants and pikey's and curry houses
they will be more ethnics than bristish soon enough.
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Sinth
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Registered: 5th Oct 03
Location: London
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no offence but i live in London and cos its soo multicultural u get FITTER BIRDS, thats a fact
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