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Author Jordan and Peter Andre Joke.
Tiger
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27th Feb 04 at 02:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not sure how many have been watching that Im a celebrity thing from here in Oz but heres a good joke i heard about it.

Jordan and Peter Andre were in the jungle doing some naughty touching. Jordan suddenly sat up as she heard a noise and said to Peter: "Is that Johnny Rotten?"
To which Peter replied: "I hope not, its my last one!"

Anyway.......Still having a good time here, been to Fiji too round the islands, stunning places. My visa is now extended too so im going to stay out here longer. The ale is flowing a little too well though and ive got to start curbing my drinking!

The weathers hot and the birds are stunning here in Melbourne, hope everyone is doing ok back there.

What happened about Daimos speeding thing ages ago anyway?

Take Care back there,

Ben._

[Edited on 27-02-2004 by Tiger]
BigSte
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27th Feb 04 at 09:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Glad its nice and hot there........snowing in most of the UK at the moment. Enjoy
Tom
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27th Feb 04 at 09:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sounds bout 100 times better in OZ than here
M2RTY
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27th Feb 04 at 09:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

glad ure having fun mate

daimo's still driving so i guess he got let off?
Icy
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27th Feb 04 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quality joke

its snowin here!!
Tiger
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My plans keep changing all the time, now im thinking about going on the ghan railway from Adelaide to Darwin, its around 4200kms and its only gonna cost me about 90 quid one way which is a bargain, sleeping on the train for 3 days and going right from north to south.

The weathers red hot too, i was on the beach yesterday and it rocked, the beach is full of hotties.

Ive been to Ramsay Street too and ive met Alf Stewart, Michelle Scully, Tad and Hannah Martin who was in it ages ago. They are all such cool people and michelle scully is soooo fit its untrue, ive got pictures of me with all of them. Im meeting Izzy from neighbours, Harold Bishop and Toady on Monday.......Its a hard life out here

Anyway, take care everyone!

Ben_

[Edited on 28-02-2004 by Tiger]
Icy
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28th Feb 04 at 02:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how did u meet them?
they got a neighbours/home n away tour thingy or somethin?

peter andres headin for #1 this weekend
Tiger
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28th Feb 04 at 02:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, i live above another pub at the minute and they have neighbours nights where you meet the stars, it rocks coz they come and sit at your table chatting to you - Alf was drunk, he had beer down his shirt but was having a right laugh!

We drove to Ramsey Street - real name Pinoak Court - in the car we have just sold.

Peter Andre Sucks ass - i hope no-one on here buys his single.

[Edited on 28-02-2004 by Tiger]
Icy
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28th Feb 04 at 02:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ROBBO has his whole collection
u guys sold ur car?
mental! send us some of ur sunshine over! we need it bad lol
bought some kodak HIE las week not tried it yet tho
Tiger
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28th Feb 04 at 02:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Good lad - remember - total darkness for loading and unloading - ill be in touch soon.

Ciao

 
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