dj_mikey_k
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^^^^by far the greatest line
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Kris TD
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Ware, Hertfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by M4rk P
" how about i get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass!"
you know it  my fav quote
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Kris TD
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Ware, Hertfordshire
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that chinease guy is the best though, he has some cracking lines 
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Kris TD
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Ware, Hertfordshire
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"u must teach me"
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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TT
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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Gravedigger.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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'Im gonna hang out with my wang out'
'Im gonna rock out with my cock out'
Both Stiffler!
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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"I'm going to penetrate you so deeply with 4 fingers"
Stifflers Mom IIRC
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Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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quote:
Originally posted by Graham
Stiffler: (sayin to finch) Mutha F*cka
Finch: (sayin to stiffler) Granny F*cka
lol
 brilliant that part is 
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Gavin
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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full quote...
Michelle: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
Jim: I want to feel your boobs.
Michelle: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
Jim's Dad: Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?
Michelle: I don't know. I just call it "boning".
Jim's Dad: Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?
Michelle: Horny, like I wanna bone.
Jim's Dad: But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.
Michelle: Oh, you've never tried it?
Jim's Dad: I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.
Steve Stifler: Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?
[Hits Finch in the groin]
Steve Stifler: Bang-cock.
[At the wedding]
Paul Finch: Grandmotherfucker.
Steve Stifler: Motherfucker.
Paul Finch: [smiling] Yes, I am.
Jim and Michelle are discussing Stifler]
Michelle: Jim, he's not doing it to be nice; he's doing it to bone Cadence.
Jim: Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think - I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.
Michelle: Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain.
[Edited on 10-11-2005 by Gavin]
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Reedy
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Registered: 11th Apr 04
Location: Hammersmith
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heres a good one from stifler: " I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!"
Also a good one to say when your at a crap party
"Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausagefest in progress."
[Edited on 10-11-2005 by Reedy]
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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goodbye east lakes. hello great falls.
wipe my ass and lick my balls.
its stifller time baby.
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corsa120
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Registered: 4th May 02
Location: Northamptonshire
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squeeze his ass son u'll like it
the walkie talkie scene is by far best, thats a big 10/4 on confirmation
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Jamescorsa97
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Registered: 19th Aug 04
Location: Middlesbrough Drives: Cliosport 182
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Loved the scene in american pie 2 where they are about to take an exam at the start and stifler says "shes got little hearts on her panties"
[Edited on 10-11-2005 by Jamescorsa97]
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