^^^ finally something funny came out of this thread :lol:

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Originally posted by CorsAsh

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Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
Semen is good.

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the amount of times coley said "erm" in his last interview was amazing. thought it was rooney for a second :lol:

i no, just saying theres other cockney players who "seem" not to be able to string a sentence together.

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Originally posted by Mike_Corsa
yawn, these people who take the piss out of beckham cant have heard joe cole speak ?

[Edited on 20-06-2006 by Mike_Corsa]

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yawn, these people who take the piss out of beckham cant have heard joe cole speak ?

[Edited on 20-06-2006 by Mike_Corsa]

Beckham heard that Rooney had to have a cortazone injection before he came on against Trinidad and Tobago, he said "Well if he's getting a new car I want one aswell!"




























Sorry :(

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Originally posted by Ry_B
And before anyone says it, it's not going in match day, unless Mav moves it :P

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Semen is good.

of semen :boggle:

Anyone fancy a pint?

:|

:lol: i laughed :o

I can't picture Sven saying "You played a blinder"

should be going in the trash can TBH

Yawn

And before anyone says it, it's not going in match day, unless Mav moves it :P

:o

Sven has reached the £1 million question on who wants to be a
millionaire.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million,
and
Remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please
Take your time.
"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it. A, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"Sven
ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm
Not too sure.I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see
What you're left with.

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,
"No, Chris,I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.
"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."
So Tarrant phones David Beckham.
"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could

Win £1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type
Of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

"It's a badger, Boss." says Becks without hesitation.
"You sure, son?" says Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger
"Final answer, Sven?"
"Final answer, Chris."
"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"
Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.
"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be
Taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a
Blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in
a set?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........




























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"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"


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