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stacy

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 20:14

quote:
Originally posted by kz
Now go to sleep bitch!
Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say, close ya eyes?
And go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Die motherfucker die, bye, bye, motherfucker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? Why, die motherfucker, ah, ah, ah...
...Go to sleep bitch!

i know the hunnys will fall for me now :)


Your so right.... that is smooooth!!!:lol:


MatthewR

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:46

Dont think that would work somehow fella


Denman

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:46

thats it!, cheers son


kz

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:46

Denman: go to sleep by eminem and dmx


kz

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:45

how about, "your a women, i hate women, they do nothing but fuck me around. now im gonna rape yo fat ass, but i aint so bad, at least im giving you a warning" then jump on her :)


Denman

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:45

whats the name of that track? ive got it sumwere but cant remember


MatthewR

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:43

say "blimey! U dont sweat much for a fat lass" :lol:
nar thats harsh, "R u a parking ticket darlin? Coz u giot fine all ova you" CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE


kz

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:43

i heard a good one in my 'Advanced Masturbation For Men' book... it involves selotaping over one end of a bog roll tube, then filling it with shaving foam and fucking it.

if anyone wants more details on this and more masturbation skills simply send me an SAE for your free guide and erm... 'sample'


chris_uk

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:40

:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:


AJP

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:39

if your desperate just find a sock and do the business.


Sooty

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:38

unlucky mate... fuck a fattie for a fiver a week


kz

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:37

no sooty. im desperate


chris_uk

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:34

:lol: @ sooty


Sooty

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:34

you gay are'nt you?


kz

posted on 10th Jul 03 at 19:32

Now go to sleep bitch!
Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say, close ya eyes?
And go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Die motherfucker die, bye, bye, motherfucker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? Why, die motherfucker, ah, ah, ah...
...Go to sleep bitch!

i know the hunnys will fall for me now :)